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In the case that the writer posts anything, from a quote to a full work by somebody else he will, if he knows the source, give credit, and in case it was taken from a website he'll link to it, and if he doesn't know the source, then he will list it as "Unknown Author" (you'd be amazed by how much crap this one has assorted in his "short" existence, but since most likely you don't want to hear this one ramble about strange topics, it's unlikely you'll find out). With the legal crap out of the way, welcome, enjoy this one's writing and feel free to post your opinion, your kudos, or your flames. (Flaming comments are automatically sent to /dev/null)